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Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Yes, it's me again. This is my second account. I wouldn't give you a 10, but I feel this balances out my 0 (which was a little harsh). The balanced out '5' should be better.

First of all, you say any movie will be better animated if its non-stick. If you look at this movie, the only part that WAS well animated was the Xiao scene. (Stick figs.. ahem). The rest was just tweened. Not much animation, eh? Then again, tweening is just your thing I guess...

Second, I don't know about you, but seeing real people die bloody deaths might be a little disturbing. With Stick Figures, it's okay. YOu can't say that you'd rather see a real person get his guts ripped out than a stick figure without looking like a total freak.

And your referring to me as the Anakin to your Obi-Wan... I'd have to say that claiming you inspired my 3-D and camera angles just ADDS to your image as being a bit conceited.

Keep in mind: attacking the wave of stick crap that floods NG on a daily basis is one thing. Attacking stick figures at the symbol of their strongest movie (XiaoXiao) is another.

If you are so dreadfully opposed to stick figures, maybe we shouldn't be affiliates anyway.

No, I don't love you so much that I made a second account, if that's what you're thinking. I used this account waaay back when I was considering starting over with a new account (you know, to eliminate the early-days crap).

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Um ok
And there was way more frame-by-frame than tweened animation in this one
Not that it matters
And I'm not a bit conceited, I'm conceited as fuck!
And come on you had to see an attack on Xiao Xiao coming, there's already been some.

Zero Wing Zero Wing

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Maybe If you hadn't used such hi quality sound, the file wouldn't be so big.